Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles For Kids

Halloween Season is here, so here are is our ever-growing list of funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles for kids...and you!

Halloween Jokes For Kids
Halloween Jokes For Kids

  • What day of the week do Halloween Monsters eat their Candy?
  • On Chewsday!

  • Which Halloween Characters eats the quickest?
  • The Goblin.

  • Why are graveyards so noisy?
  • Because of all the coffin!

  • Why is Halloween so fun for Ghouls?
  • Because Halloween is a Ghoul's Best Friend.

  • Why are skeletons so calm, cool and collected?
  • Because nothing gets under their skin.

  • What breed of horse does the Boogie Man ride?
  • Night Mares.

  • What's the only music a Halloween Mummy listens to?
  • Wrap Music.

  • Why did the Vampire keep falling for the oldest tricks in the book?
  • Because he's a sucker!

  • What's the best game to play at Halloween?
  • Hide and Shriek!

  • Why aren't Skeletons Stunt Men?
  • They don't have the guts!

  • What do you get if you cross a bat with a bag of chips?
  • Snacks that go crunch in the night!

  • How does a Witch tell time?
  • With her Witch Watch!

  • What do ghouls do at garage sales?
  • They go bargain Haunting.

  • What do Wizards love about their computers?
  • The Spell checker!

  • Why did the Witch put her broom in the washing machine?
  • She wanted a clean sweep!

  • What sound does a Witch's cereal make?
  • Snap, Cackle, and Pop!

  • How do you know someone is a Redneck?
  • His Pumpkin has more teeth than his wife.

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